Keon Mishaps

Well. Apparently its only Keon now writing this one, and about waifu, she on "ZZZ"- mode.

Ohkay!! So how to start!! Hrmmm >__>!!! Oh right!!!

Bessie, if you are reading this,-first of all I would like to say "I am sorry" to you for I shouldn't have talked so freely or errr...(too much groove?!?._.). So yeah, no offense, and forgive me ^^. YOU BETTER! Oh, and no, you are not ugly ._. . It was pointed to Voyage.

And now about you Mr Voyage(Lolo), you still can hate me~! *shows tongue*

So...Yes, I just started off the week with this new guild recruit. EH! O MY!! ITS MY SIS ALLANAR(or Alannar?!)!!!

OH GREAT! ANOTHER THREAT!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!

Oh well! Yet again! ANOTHER "Archer" in the guild @_@. Well, I don't mind that =D!

Well! This whole week! I haven't been on to the game recently, same for Owra! We so busy, busy, busy!!(Actually, I am not busy,- I am just bored!) Suddenly less people playing now. The GMs better come up with some good event soon before the server becomes a ghost town (Yes sir, I speak for the people).

Okay...After a terrible loss(or an awesome win?!) in BSQ on a very random day, me and pedo RAYZZZZ went to pvp, where we ended up fighting against lvl60 (at least 55+) people. And well, thats not the problem. Thing is, the guy who got scammed by the eggplant(as mentioned in last post) seemed to get rejected by his girlfriend too. I just had to "PM" him to shut up (Please click on image to enlarge).

LET ME FOCUS ON MY FIGHT!! LET ME LOSE WITH PRIDE AND HONOUR!!!

Gaah!!! These people!!!! I hate megaphone spammers like anything =.=!!!!!

Then on another random day, this guy showed up, referred to me as "sir" and asked me this question:

Of all the things....

And of course, since he called me a "Sir", according to Dragonica/DragonSaga Random Facts(I know such thing don't even exist!), he requested me for "that" as well:

I just can't possibly lie!

 Well...Other than that, nothing much interesting happened. However! There is this monster spawn event going on! GMs spawns Elgas and Minions in Port Of Winds, and argghhh!! FREAKING LAG!!! I wonder if anyone ever killed it!

OH SHET!! OH SHETT!! OH SHEEETTTT!!!!!!!!!

WELL!! SCREW YOU TOO!!!!

And then, there was yesterday! I met Bessie and Lolo together. They were couples, did I figure that out today? Or did I know before?! I am having amnesia again! Well anyhow! Bessie was telling people not to have eggs because they are bad for health! I was completely against the idea, and then this conversation happened. (Click on image to enlarge)

Well! After that Bessie and Voyage went more to centre, and started spamming couple skills, and ermm...People surrounded them? I remember someone said they looked so cute...

Keon: Ugly~

[CM]Bessie: Did you call me ugly?

Keon: No. I just don't like rabbits! ._. (Yes, its just an excuse I came up with)

[CM]Bessie: *cough* I am reading this blog!

Keon: SORRY Q.Q !

And well, Mr Ronel wanted to tell Bessie and everyone a story of some guy using "syringe" and get infected from "TOMATO KETCHUP"?!? Me, Bessie and Tadaas knew things will get creepier, so we were forced to stop him and conclude the story.

And, oh well.....Thats much of it. I feel tired Q_Q.

*looks at Owra*

Owra: ZZzzz....ZZZzzzzzz.....ZZZzzz.....

Keon: Meh..nvm ==. I just keep myself busy with other stuffs then.

Take care people!

Vegi Vs Human

"Again with the weird title =_="

Owra: Actually that is the fact. DragonSaga SEA peep become more weirder!

Keon: Gah! Never mind that!!! That damned OP oracle!! That tankish ninja!! GAAH!!

Owra: Keon, you alright?!! O.O\

Keon: *drinks plain water as if drinking wine*

*hic*..Woman! *hic*...I have been so depressed recen..*hic*-tly, that, that I have been dancing to song on skype with pedo! *hic* I HAVE BEEN SO DAMN DEPRESSED!!!

Owra: Ohkay!! ._.

Keon: *hic* Now ask me what happened! *hiccups*

Owra: How about no? ._.

Keon: I am trying to make a conversation here! *Hiccups*

Owra: Ohk! Fineeee!!! What happened?

Keon: My guild is getting locked down by this specific people in BSQ consisting of this OP oracle and a super-tankish ninja ._.. Its like getting mocked you know! *hiccups*

Owra: Ohkay....? And...

Keon: *holds Owra's shoulders* Woman!! I need you!! Join me!!! Remake your Oracle to lvl50(since Owra lvl51 already for those who don't know!). WITHOUT YOU, I AM NOTHING!!! I CAN'T SLEEP, BREATH, OR EAT WITHOUT......WITHOUT.....

Without you?

Keon: ....WITHOUT WINNING AGAINST THEM....

Daheck!!!

Keon: ...And also you!! ^^ *hic*

Much better!

Owra: I am not making an oracle all over again! My finger hurts!!

Keon: Don't you worry about that!! I got a surprise for you!!! *throws owra a note with some account and password*

Owra: O.O

Keon: Behold...YOUR NEW ACOLYTE!!! SHE IS BORN!!! JUST WAITING FOR THE MOMENT, WHEN SHE IS LEVEL 50, GOES INTO THE BATTLESQUARE, FIGHT LIKE A MIGHTY SPARTAN!!!

Owra: Ohkayyy??!! O.O

Keon: You know! I had to SOLO this mage all the way from level 1 to 20 in one night while you slept in peace! And I wrote something to my diary also afterwards(which is apparently facebook).

Owra: Well...what is it?

Keon:

Dear Diary,

Leveling a magician from Level 1 to 20 is the most cruelest way to torture your left middle finger. Amen X-spam!

Owra: *facepalms*. Why you didnt use the chain combo skill...

Keon: I don't know how to play as mage ._. . Here I got some screenshots of the journey of OwraTora.

NIEN!!! NIEN!!! NIEN!!!!!

Owra: WTH!! You made me into what!!! You are ruining my innocent reputation!!!!

Keon: Oh sure! Innocent, harmless oracle. >_>

Owra: And I thought you said you solo-ed. <_<

Keon: Oh yea!! TEEHEE!! About that!! I actually solo-ed till Lvl17 and then went to sleep after waking you up baka ._.! And here is the picture of your job change, it looks so cute! I just had to share this.

Keon: AWWWWWW!!!!!! SO CUTEE!!! I AM JUST GONNA PULL YOUR CHEEKS >.<!!!

Owra: You're useless...Ohkay!!? Lets play our characters, shall we? You go on to Juanita!

And they log on to their new characters(well however, Juanita is an old unused character!)

OwraTora: Let's get our character leveled!


Juantina: Do I look fat?

OwraTora: *slaps*

Juantina, a ranger class which created without a valid reason (This is perhaps Keon's 4th ranger in the server =.=). OwraTora, a new acolyte which is created for BSQ purpose for Keon's own good. 

Suddenly, someone start mega over something...(please click on image to enlarge it)

Megaphone spammers everywhere~

Owra: I guess....Farrell NEEDS to stop experimenting! First a monkey with high intelligence, and now a vegetable that can scam and even can playing games ~_~

Keon: You know Owra,- Napoleon Bonaparte said once, "Impossible Is Nothing!"

Owra: *whacks Keon*

Screw you Napoleon!

...........

What's with the Shakespearean "Ye" accent, is he trying to be Thunderbog =.=?


P.S. This was a dual-entry post. Both Owra and Keon were involved in writing this post.

Voyage Vs Keon

Owra: Err...hello everyone. Here I am again. Bringing you a today post

[loud arguing noise from behind]

Keon: SO ....MR LOLO, I SEE YOU ARE HERE! AFK-ing again EH?

Keon: Well, I could take this chance to *farts*

Owra: ._.

Keon: Much better...

Owra: *approach [GM]Voyage* Hello there Voyage

[GM]Voyage: Hello there!

Keon: No Voyage. No! You can't flirt with this woman man. She is taken.

Keon: Eh brb...I need to go bathroom. *Goes infront Voyage and sits infront his legs like taking a dump*

[GM]Voyage: #11

[GM]Voyage: *comes close to Owra* BLABALBALABALABLABALALBLAAA (obvious fail flirting!)

Owra: Oh he's here

Keon: (stands between Voyage and Owra) *COUGH*

Keon: Move aside!

 Owra: o.o

Keon: Sorry my man, but this lady is taken.

[GM]Voyage: Oh Really?

[GM]Voyage: *comes closer to Owra* So Owra...Wanna visit my home? Its nice and comfy there you know #6.

Owra: Hmm...well I can #6.

Keon: There there Lolo, you think those cheap tricks gonna provoke me. Try again man, try again...

[GM]Voyage: Oh really? *invites Owra to dance*

Owra: Woopps

Keon: ....

[GM]Voyage: #2

Owra: Errr...Thanks?

Keon: Nice move,  but not nice enough.*blocks lolo(Voyage)'s face*

Owra: I think Voyage loves you Keon. That's why he keep teasing you

Keon: He's not

[GM]Voyage: Well

Owra: DAHECK!?

Narrator: Ohhhh~

Owra: Shhuut upp

Keon: Oh really. Tell me more about it.

[GM]Voyage: (as per picture)

Keon: Oh really? Poor poor lolo, being like a baby. Thinking banning is the only solution because scared to argue.

Keon: So tell me. You gonna ban by complaining to a GM to another GM to a GM to another GM.

[GM]Voyage: As I told you before, I myself can do it.

Keon: Oh sure! GO AHEAD! COME AT ME BRO!

[GM]Voyage: *uses love megaphone* Voyage loves Owra

Keon: Ok, thats it!

*logs off*

*switches to SergntKeon*

Keon: *spams kisses and hugs with Owra*

Keon: There lolo! Jelly much? #2

[GM]Voyage: *gives waltz to Owra and starts to dance*

Keon: OH NO YOU DON'T *spams kisses and hugs in between waltz to break the dance*

Keon: HAHAHA! Fail lolo ...fail!

[GM]Voyage: Hmm.....*stands infront Owra and Keon to block them*

Keon: I am still with her you know Voyage #2

*poofs to Love balloon with Owra*

 Keon: Oh great......

Owra: You look drunk again ._.

Keon: Indeed maddame, indeed.

[GM]Voyage: *comes below balloon and starts jumping* You know Owra. I got a better balloon! #2

Keon: Sure sure Lolo! Try all you want ^^! You are nothing but a fail man. You should feel bad!

[GM]Voyage: Love megaphone of Voyage loves Owra

Keon: Fail lolo..fail....Thats your balloon? #6

[GM]Voyage: *tries to get head in balloon below Owra*

Keon: *Tsk tsk*

(starts to move to get off balloon)

[GM]Voyage: Damn! So close!

Keon: #2 Fail Voyage. So much fail #2....

*kisses Owra*

......This continued the whole night......

Owra: Why do I feel like as if I am some US President?

Thanks for reading!!

P.S> This was a dual entry post. Both Keon and Owra were involved in writing this post.

Owra's Special: Story About Omnians

"What with the today titles!?"

Owra: Can't you read? It's a random story

"Oh kay? Have you ask for permission?"

Owra: Hmm no

"Don't blame me if you get sued by them..."

Owra: No worries ^^

Hello everyone! Owra here! Sorry to dissapoint you but Keon won't be with us for today post. Actually, got this idea while leveling at Valid Reath F7. Then I heard a shout

Ares: I'm broke now and I threw out all my items

Owra (without mega): Huh?

Ares: Guys, plz donate me. I'm poor

Owra (without mega): Another newbie ask for gold again *sigh*

And so...The mega getting weirder ._.

Owra: One way for a nice begging

 Owra: Now that is what I call nice begging ._.

Well, I forgot who this but pretty sure they said something like this

Omni 1: We are not casher. Just Be fun and you could join our guild

Random Player: I'm a casher but I'm a cashier

Owra: Ok, sound legit ._.

"Soo...are they really not a casher aside from the rumors I heard?"

Owra: Crossfinger on that. Only ShadowNero is the only Omni member I ever talk with. Well...a few.

"Are you promoting their guild? =="

Owra: Err...No? I guess...Maybe?

"Keon will strangle you for that"

Owra: I dare him to do that ^^

Sorry folks, that's all I could get from random scoop on Omni people. And if any of Omni player ever read this...Don't sue me! Sue Keon!

Owra: Oh well...Nothing to do for now...Better I just Soulcraft my staff *goes to Julie*

TING TING BBINNG!

Owra: You darn lil brat!!!

Owra: Shut up! You're a kid! Nuff said!!

Julie: T_T

DragonSaga SEA Updates

Owra: Hello everyone! Sorry I can't post anything due to some tecnical problem. T^T

"When she started to become an emo?"

Keon: Long story ._.

Owra: Anywaaaay~ Here are the new updates from DragonSaga! *rips the envelope*

Keon: *drumrolls*

Ehem let's see...There's a massive update in cash shop. Well I can't get the screenshot. I will leave to Keon for that

Keon: Are you forgetting that I hate browsing through Cash Shop? ==

Owra: Err...Yes? (Really?! ._.)

Keon: sigh.... fine! Onwards to next one!!

Owra: *drumrolls*

"Switching parts eh?"

Race to Level 70

Keon: And the prizes are....

BLA BLA BLA!! BLA BLA BLA !!! ^^

SCREW THIS!!! I AM LAZY !!!! #7

Owra: *SLAPS*

Keon: Owwww X__X

Owra: HOW DARE YOU SAYING THINGS LIKE THAT AFTER KEEPING OUR READERS AWAITING FOR OUR BLOG FOR SO LONG???

Keon: Ow-Owraa?!??!??!!?! (O_(O__(O____O)__O)_O)  << Keon's multi-scare mode!

Owra: Give me the envelope =.= *snatches the envelope*

I AM +20:

Attention, players! 

Here is your chance to make your weapon even more awesome! 

Event period: 6th of March to 13th of March

Details: 

-Be the first person to enchant a lightning oak weapon to +20.

-Take a screenshot of the system message after successfully enchanting to +20.

-    - Email us with the screenshot: info@gsquare.com

Prize:

-Receive a +20 Zauharant weapon.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Owra: This seems a nice event..

Keon: Its a trap ==!

Owra: Huh...?

Keon: Allow me to explain you the Law Of Economics. *pulls down chalkboard*

As you can see, according to supply-demand curve, a company always looks for the way in which it can profit itself the......

Owra: *bashes Keon* Shut up ==.

Keon: Oww ...X__X

Strike Two...!

Owra: Sigh...I miss the game so much! Keon, did you play the game as I made you promise to do?

Keon: Errr..Yes..Yes, I did ma'am! ._.

Owra: Any updates?

Keon: Yes...I have been called as a gay by GM. Thats your update! ==

Owra: HUH?!

Keon: Don't blame me ==! I hate that Voyage!! That guy is a troll! He even got a fake facebook account with a hot girl's picture ==!

Keon: Oh God why!== WHY MY FB NAME?!?!?!?

Owra: Err...what were you talking about with Voyage in 1:1 chat?

Keon: Nothing OwO??!

Owra: Hmmm =.=? *shoots bullets with sharp eyes at Keon*

Keon: Well...  .__. , eerr yeah, as I was saying, I was gonna get banned today ._.

Owra: Huh?! What?? How??

Keon: It was a cold night. Too much crowd because GM Voyage was there...

Owra: Shorter please =w=

Keon: Okay..at one stage someone said something...and then I said like:

Keon: And not a fu__(sorry kids! ._. I am a bad person,-don't learn bad words from me) was given that day.
Keon: Oh shet!
Keon: asd
Keon:ssad
Keon: sf
Keon: sad
Keon: sdadsa
Keon: asdc
Keon: scsa
Keon: Much better
Madskillz: Test1 Test2 Test3
[GM]Voyage: I ss-ed that. The thing which was said before all the random messages and testing.
Keon: Hmm..so you gonna ban me now, eh?
[GM]Voyage: Maybe?
Keon: So a GM gonna complain to another GM to ban me...and that GM complain to another GM, TO ANOTHER GM....GM-Ception
[GM]Voyage: Or I can just ban you myself...
Keon: SURE #7!! Go ahead bro! #7 Yay! No more blogging =w=!

-afterwards he made me gay with that love megaphone-

Owra: Hmm..INTERESTING!!! So anything else...?

Keon: Well. He joined my guild's swag style of wearing shades. Here is a pic of that...

Meanwhile ...someone is sad for being friendzoned!

Keon: Owra! Your sub should get shades too you know D:!! ITS PART OF DATASS SWAG!!!

Owra: No =w=

Keon: But but #10

Owra: *whacks Keon*!!!

Keon: .......(knocked out)

STRIKE THREE AND HE IS OUT!!! =D

Hope you all enjoyed!!!

P.S> This was a dual-post. Both Owra and Keon were involved in writing this post. 

We're BACK!!

Owra: Hello everyone! Its me and Keon! We are back to posting now!

"Where have you been!? Readers miss you!"

Owra: Really? O.O

"Not really..."

Owra: Meeehhh =_=

Keon: *whacks Owra* Blame her for vanishing just like that!!

Owra: Oww Q.Q

And so peeps! Sorry for being over emotional on previous post! I blame Keon for that! Actually Owra have some problem going on.

Owra: Really? I don-

Keon: *cups her mouth* A-Anywaay! We're back which is already good enough peeps!

Owra: O_O

Keon: A-anywayyy! Let's try take pic on the balloon we got.

Owra: Ok?

Keon: Why we on poker face mode? ._.

Owra: You look fine.

Keon: I look drunk ._.

Owra: Abit

Keon: You look cute and I look pervy ._.

Owra: Yes you are...

Keon: x//x

Now we are back on action peeps! There's a bunch of stuff we want to tell to everyone! Just wait for our new post or scoop or whatever that is. Thank you for being our loyal supporters!